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Thursday, May 26, 2011

A Profile Check - Chennai's Adopted Son.

                                                     Mahendra Singh Dhoni

v     Name: Mahendra Singh Dhoni

v     Address for communication: No.7, Lion's Den, Fortress Chepauk, India.

v     Contact Number: +91-200720102011/12/13/14/15/16/17 (6 lines for 6 more defining years)

v     Other Names (A.K.A): General(all over India and world) - Mahi, Captain Cool, Captain Charisma, MSD, Man with Midas touch.                                          
       In Chennai - Thala, Gadaa Kumar, Mighty Mahendra Singh. 

v     Occupation: Cricketer from another planet playing for India since 2004.

v     Designation: Captain of Indian Cricket Team, IPL franchisee Chennai Super Kings.

v     Role in the team : Just lead a team to a place in eternal glory, anytime, anywhere.

v     Years active : 2004- Forever.

v     Area of expertise : Technically, a wicket keeper who's action behind the stumps is one coupled with reflex and swiftness of a Road runner.

v     NOTE: Perfect visual complimentary of harmonious synchronization, one sweet flow like the words out of a poet's mouth, is his stumping skill. For further reference, contact Devon Smith, (stumped Dhoni, bowled by Yuvraj on 20/3/11)

v     Favorite Bowler:  Irfan Pathan. (Dharmshala 2010, Chepauk 2011). Clobbering him consistently since 2008.

v     Trophies/Accolades: ICC cricket World Cup in 2011, ICC T20 in 2007, ICC Test Championship, 2010-2011, IPL in 2010, Champions League T20 in 2010.
§         A repeat cycle may very well occur. Work has started for the same. Implementation to be carried out and results will be known in due course of time.
v     Habits : Winning.

v     Batting style : Dhoni style.

v     Favorite quote/line : "Well, of course.."

v     Rumors or Scandals in career:  Scandals- NIL
¨      Rumors : One strong rumor that he is the Kalki Avatar. 

v     Achievements with special mention : 1. Leading from front, back everywhere. -  Irrespective of what the  situation is, 99% he will win it for you with a heave over the ropes.
¨      2.Making even a tough nut Indian cricket critic to crack and praise someone like a lowly Joginder Sharma, and give hope to everyone that God and Luck does exist. ( # You Just need a M.S.Dhoni)
¨      3.Changing the definition of I.P.L as - A tournament where 9 teams fight it out with each other, in a not so gruel and often boring battles to set up a final clash with Chennai Super Kings.

v     Favorite Shots : Jumping square cut, 360* pull with feet rotation, stretch hard to the ball and drive, whacking, slapping, punching, one leg lift-make space-and whip-the-bat shot, helicopter shot.

v     Additional talent : Modelling.

v     Favourite place : (and I quote) " In Chennai, all the red light areas where People say Hi!".

v     Favorite place to hit the cricket ball : Everywhere.

v     His Right Hand Man : Left Handed Suresh Raina.

v     Favorite movies : Miracle man, Rampage, Adidhadi (Tamil) , Dabaang (Hindi), Super Man, Fighter, Never Say Die.

v     Remembered for : 1. The look on his face that followed the six to immortality in World Cup 2011 finals.
§         2. The stylish Bat rotation that followed after the six, that would've made even Rajnikanth proud.
        

v     PS: Strictly not for 'Anti-Dhoni' douchebags out there.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

13/5/2011- Was anybody Interested!?

May 13, 2011 was a Friday- simply put as Friday the 13th. It is really God's truth and a Kindergarten fact that Friday the 13th is associated with bad omen, definite to bring ill luck, a day which usually is not eagerly awaited by the superstitious sect of people at-least. (The fear of Friday the 13th is Friggatriskaidekaphobia- don't waste your precious time trying to pronounce this word, as such you are wasting quite a bit reading this post. Much appreciated.)

#12 usually is seen as the 'complete' number (12 months in a year, 12 hours in a clock,12 apostles of Jesus etc.) on the other hand, its successor, #13  is 'considered' irregular, transgressing the completeness- this consideration totally correlates with 13th may 2011 with respect to 3 Indian states that went to polls and an expected irregular result in Tamil Nadu and West Bengal. All the credulous people out there can party hard.

 The state elections this time was not devoid of any drama. A huge thanks to the Indian News and Regional Channels. What better entertainment and way to kill time exists than watching the Idiot Box on D-day!?? More fun guaranteed than a Source Code or Tamil film. Especially once people in Tamil Nadu saw trailers of actor Vijay's much awaited movie "Velayutham" it was joy unbound for all- the fans (including myself - Illayathalapathi rocks!) and the anti- Vijay group of people who are waiting for the slightest openings possible to criticize him and make sure that he is described worse than a Sam Anderson. The entertainment is also brought to us LIVE by various group of self proclaimed great political minds who honestly are nothing but a bunch of  people entre deux distinct age groups of 40- 58, either bald or barbigerous, who discuss the same point over and over and over again that after a point one tends to feel if its a recorded program and that the instantaneous-real time video display in built relay buffering system has gone for a holiday. Except for 5 or 6 experts, the rest of the 20 odd distributed in different channels came up a cropper. A real test of patience is not sitting through a reality show (Big Boss etc.) or a T.R / R.G.V movie, but these kind of shows.

If these are in one hand targeting the Eenglees speaking Indians, there is the regional channels on the other. These channels are so naive and out dated that they invite guest speakers on the show depending on the initial results got. If its favorable to the party that backs the channel, a special guest is introduced in the most despicable manner and seems as though he is paid to speak in praise of a party. Talks range from cheap points to highly obnoxious reality. It makes a typical "Peter person" go - Dude! get a grip on yourself man!.
( Sample- Thiru Kalaignar avargalin aatchiyil, ponathai adakkam seivadhil irundhu, b(P)alli mittai varai oozhal thalai virithu aadugiradhu! *Laughter* - It is supposed to be an alliteration with letter 'P', that explains the laughter. Appreciate the spontaneity and sense of humor people! ). He also goes to tell as if corruption is a dust on the floor that can be cleaned by one big sweep by Amma - excuse the pun.

Mind you,the perfect example of Anti thesis are the 2 regional channels. At exactly the same time, Ch1 shows Party a- 133, party d- 36 seats. Ch 2 shows party a- 146, party d- 19 seats (!!) and the English news channels are uniform in showing a fluctuation between 113 and 120 for party-a, proving they cared less or they forgot to update.

By this time, the M factor( Maa, Mati, Manush) worked wonders in West Bengal and a wave of green swept over the Red soil of Bengal. The winner, a lady, gave a wonderful interview like true Indians who speaks English in their mother tongue. Anyone thinking God alone is omnipresent and nothing else can come close, can change their mind. Three different channels broad-casted her interview LIVE simultaneously- guess 3G makes it possible. And the reason why the ruling party lost in such a humiliating manner in Bengal is due to a secret clause in the manifesto of TMC- bringing back Saurav Ganguly to Kolkata Knight Riders.

Back to regional channels, I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I saw the words "party d 'munnilai'" scrolling sidewards in Ch 1, when clearly party-dd had over taken them.Though I prefer English News channels, not that I am a highly intellectual person or anything, but it is the hatred I have developed towards the too much usage of pseudo names and titles- amma, puratchi thalaivi, doctor, mutamizh aringyar, kalaignar etc. (they make my college chairman, and director look like no hopers when it comes to proclamations.)

So, first Times Now. I am a huge Arnab fan. Simple reason that he is dynamic, sarcastic, merciless and most important- he thinks he is an Hero. He sits with a panel of 4 people through the day ( do these people have a chance to pee at all!?) and discusses the scenarios which are so dynamic, that they are an exact opposite to the discussion. I don't blame anyone if they are unable to hear the panelists speak, but you cannot miss the evergreen Arnab, with a pen in his hand say, " It has been a historic day for Indian democracy, for the first time ever in Indian democracy, a huge break through moment in the history of Indian democracy as we celebrate Women's day yet again...sorry to interrupt, but we have a breaking news story coming in right now at Times Now..."

Next, NDTV. Mr. Roy, is by far the most decent, seasoned, matured and soft spoken host of Indian television. It was sad to see him play second fiddle to a bloated Bharka who apparently is trying to look beautiful and goes about saying- "The d party has put up a brave face now, not succumbing to the media criticism or the mandate by saying they overlooked a few minor crucial points like the 2G scam in their pre poll meetings and also points out that one can see for themselves that there has been a change in the ruling party every 5 years.. On the other hand, the whole of Bengal has been painted green after a landslide victory..". Even after I change channels, I can hear her voice.

The 3rd channel is Cnn-Ibn. The special is hosted by Mr. Sirdesai, very intimidating and irritating at times to the panelists who quite has his head at the right place along with Ms.Ghosh who wears a sleeveless jacket adding the 'much' needed glamor quotient. (duh uh!). " To our viewers who have just joined in, our relaible sources are telling that party-a spearheaded by Dr.J are on the verge of a landslide victory, by getting their tactics right, make party-d bite the dust, single handedly turning the tables, playing the hard way, devising a fatal blow to Mr. KK, shuts the door hard, breaks the shackles, kicks reality hard enough... " and many more phrases come out of his gob as I switch to the next channel.

Headlines Today, is possibly the best gossip channel, better than Zoom or E24, that functions under the pseudo category of a News channel. What better to call a channel that dedicates a 30 minute program to Katrina's lingerie and Kareena's wardrobe!? (Bliss!!? ;-] ) . The election special is hosted by one Mr. Rahul who doesn't give anyone one on his show, the chance to finish what they started. He is your ideal Jam master.

The best part in these shows is the arrival of spokespersons. Especially that of UPA , Mr. A.M Singhvi or Mr. M. Tiwary. I was disappointed not to see Mr.Singhvi, guess he has taken a sabbatical or quit his job after the tirade against him during the Anna Hazare movement. Mr.Tiwary is your typical defensive spokesperson (He went to the extent of threatening people of filing a defamation suit if they offended him by passing comments even through twitter. You are free to call him what you want.) but a Rockstar nevertheless, simply because of his choice of words that makes even the panel members wonder why is he showing of his vocabulary skill when his party is down in the drains. Its about time that parties that lose elections underwent a spine implant surgery and showed some character.

Battles in few key constituencies were won hands down, a see-saw affair in few places, but still this coverage of D-day was not up to the mark.Two vital reasons are :

1. The captions associated with the news channels were as pathetic as slogan of Arasan's soap. Fancy these- Chennai Super Queen, Heavy weight of TN politics return. I can understand the intended puns in the above samples but "Its Go Green in TN and WB" !!?? More creativity please. Even Facebook statuses and Tweets had much more interesting one liners to offer!

2. No channel even bothered or spoke about one Mr. Vadivelu. 

PS: If anyone finds this post offensive - kindly call me at 1800-kiss-my-a**. 





Thursday, May 5, 2011

Reasons why India won, and Sri Lanka did not.

This World Cup was the one with the flavor of the Orient. April 2nd 2011, IT happened. Celebrations continued on April 3rd, and will continue till the sky remains BLUE!

Thank you India, for such a wonderful Birthday gift for me. 

INDIA are the World Champions. We played like Champions. Forget the tie, the loss.. When it matters the most the men who matter take center stage. We played like champions throughout. This World Cup triumph is one to cherish for the Youngistan, The Parrrrrrrs and the Billions who  BLEED BLUE. Its high time blood can change its color now.

India, had a lot going into this tournament and when they met Australia, Pakistan and Sri-Lanka for finals, It was nothing less than a well written script by Fate and Destiny and in the end Poetic Justice prevailed!

Reasons why India won:

1. Beating Australia in QF.
It happened on March 23rd. 8 years ago, the very same day when a Billion hopes were shattered and so did Sourav and Co's bedroom windows, an unprecedented gloom sank India. But Beating them comprehensively on the same 23/3, showing them the Exit door boldly and ending their reign as World champions and Domination; opened doors for a special tournament.

2. Next, Pakistan. Hahahaha!!
Its Pakistan. (Yawn!) Pakistan. World Cup. Done and Dusted. 4-0 just became 5-0. The result was evident thanks to history.  Thanks to Misbah, You won Yourself a billion admirers. Consistent against us in Finals. Keep up the good work.

3. Sri-Lanka in finals-
You Lankans had quite a tournament but You ran into Dhoni and his men! Tsk Tsk. Playing all games at home, maybe You made a mistake. Lankans, you do roar at home, but purred against us. This was long coming. Perfect finale. Revenge for 1996 World Cup Semi-Final. It surely is best, when served cold on a platter with the Golden garnishing.

4. "Karma"-
How many times have we seen this happen!? Dear Lankans, 1996 was a fiasco.We fell like 9 pins that night, made sure we stuck the pin up your ass this time!
We have been hell bent on taking revenge. 1999 World Cup at Taunton was the starters. 2003 World Cup drubbing was the Main Course and 2011 Finals is the Dessert. Had your stomach full!!?? Burp or Puke. We give a damn!


5.The TOSS.-
Haha.. Mr. Sangakkara, Guess the Kinder-Garden teaching " Cheaters NEVER prosper" is apt today. Right!?? India and KG teachings, never go out of flavour!! I learned this lesson when i was 4. You learn it when you are on the threshold of 34. Better late than never!

6. Shanthakumaran " Cannon ball nosed" Sreesanth -
His hair has grown, but not his maturity. He is indeed the Good Luck charm for India, at least under Dhoni, in Big finals. He was actually selected as the lucky charm and to provide entertainment and relief to the viewers on a WC final, with his jigs and temper tantrums he is known to throw even after he is clobbered for a six. Lets face it, He did live upto expectation and definitely did not surpass it. Thanks to MS Dhoni, he averted Sreesanth from doing an encore Of Nehra against South Africa. He thus saves not only India, but also Sreesanth's mom and sister.

7.MS Dhoni promoting himself up the order.
Love him, hate him But you cannot debate or doubt MSD's man managerial skills, efficiency, guts, boldness,calm composure and cool demeanor. Screw text book cricket shots. He jumps when he cuts, so what!? It is the era of unorthodox and the deviation from conventional things. He scores runs at crucial times. What more do you want a batsman to do!? He sweats not because of humidity or temperature. It is the pressure he has soaked himself in. He has done it for Chennai Super Kings against KingsXI Punjab in 2010 IPL ( who will forget the heave and the punch on the grill of his helmet)
What Kapil Dev did in 1983 against Zimbabwe, Dhoni pulls of an encore 28 years later. 175* is no way near 91* but the finals pressure and stage to deliver makes it one of the best. Perfect foil for Captain Marvel to shut everyone up!
But his innings.... wow! Don't tell the wife. Dhoni's balls turned out to made of tungsten-coated granite. An awesome innings, a great win for India in the end. Zaltzy rocks.

8. DaDa's dream-
With Sourav Ganguly, giving commentary and inputs indirectly to team India and Dhoni implementing it. DaDa is almost the virtual Kabir Khan of Indian Cricket.

9.The Rajnikanth factor.
Dear Sangakkara , you actually thought you would win when Rajnikanth was there dressed in Indian blue? When a news breaks in that Rajnikanth is hit by a pillow, a wave of concern flows here. He BLEEDS BLUE. You think you have a chance!? Come on! Gimme a break!

10.Geographical facts.
India, is always looked as Bharath Mata. With the whole of the country in the shape of a Godess. Jammu & Kashmir the head and Tamil Nadu-Kerala joint the foot. Sri Lanka, You are below us Geographically. Under Bharath Mata's feet. Think you will take us head-on!?  OM Shanthi!

11. My dear Sri Lankans, You may be hailing from the land of '10 Thala' Ravanan and seek his blessings. I ll be happy to remind you, we have 'One Thala' , God's Own, Sachin Tendulkar- His presence was enough.

12.Back in 1983, we stopped the West Indies under Clive Lloyd, winning their Third consecutive World Cup trophy. With Ponting looking to repeat the same, shit! He ran into India! Dude. If at all there is a show stopper or a Juggernaut Jolter,It is India. Been there, done it TWICE.

13.The Calender of 1983 is the same as that of 2011.
"Dude!? Do you believe this. Be practical da"
Yeah da.. It all adds to possiblity of us winning.
Hahahahaaa.. Mr.Practical, on your face.

14. Greg Chappel
Thanks for screwing up Indian Cricket and playing with our religion. Spit on yourself matey! "There is no one to coach India, better than me" ..Thanks for leaving Greg.
Dear Greg Chappel, THIS is HOW it IS done!!! Happy to teach you this , with regards and animosity, Gary Kirsten.

15. Sachin Tendulkar's runs in International Cricket is more than twice the topographical inhabited area of Sri Lanka.

16. "Jana Gana Mana" is indeed the most powerful, soul-stirring and motivating anthem ever. Spiced up the Men in Blue. Right through!

17. The '3' factor-
 It was India's 3rd World Cup Finals, Lost to Sri Lanka 2 times before in World cups.. Not gonna make it 3 because India are The "Three Time luckys". We own Three.

18.The Kamran Akmal syndrome-
During the 2nd Drinks break, the Lankans came out running as if they are running back home to switch off an heated oven. Reason- They read Andy Zaltzman's tweet comparing Sangakkara and Kamran Akmal.
"Kamran Akmal would have nailed it. Undoubtedly. India need 6.04 off 22 overs. Murali back. 6 overs until he can put his feet up for a while. If Sanga had done the splits at high speed, he could have trapped the ball under his foot, then flicked it onto the stumps." Poor Sanga, how bad he must have felt when he heard it. Kamran Akmal, thanks again! :D

19. Lasith Malinga
He learnt his unique action delivering pizzas to a house with a big guard dog and low-hanging branches on the front lawn. Thats why he is steaming hot like a Pizza in the first spell and became stale in the end!

20. The Ramayana connection-

The current cricket world cup situation between IND and SL is quite similar to the epic Ramayana:
India(Ram) married world cup(Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka (Ravaana) took away World cup (Sita).Now after 14 years of vanvaas, they meet again and you know the result. There was no twist in this climax. Phew!

21. Mandhira Bedi factor.
This time, the sexy Mandira Bedi preferred not to romance Charu Sharma. They have hit the splitsville and She hosted in TIMES NOW and not ESPN STAR. Her botox and cleavage was respectable and she went more traditional this time. It worked!

22. Sherry chose not to be at the commentary box.
It helped big time. Since he did not do commentary, People chose to mute the audio whenever there was a Russel Arnold, Rameez Raja, Ranil Abhinayake, Ravi Shastri and indulged in prayers. At the studio, poor Ian Chappel and Tony Greig, never gave them a chance to talk. Respect for it.

23. The Steve Waugh/Dean Jones and Australian connection.
The Steve Waugh impetus was a major reason. Its an age old fact that, India and Australia share a Love-Hate relationship. Australia "say" they love India, and India "know" they hate Australia. Steve Waugh, you are indeed a man of honor and dignity. Prior to the start of the World Cup, you should have just stopped with the Australian campaign and support for your country. But like a typical Aussie, you started running your mouth in public. One advice- NEVER should you have said-  " Sachin is going to have an ordinary World Cup". Underestimating God and His power is a sin and is usually committed by the ignorant and atheist. By saying Indian players should not play for Sachin, but the country, You motivated us to prove you wrong. And believe me, Indians love proving the Aussies wrong.
First, It was Professor Dean Jones, who was made to swallow his own words when Sachin won the World Cup medal, and we pinned him 1-2-3 to accept that He is indeed the greatest.
All Australians have the problem of putting their big foot into their even bigger mouth. Dear Steve Waugh, with all due respect I would like to remind you that playing for Sachin and dedicating the win to Him is definitely bigger because in India, LIFE is SACH, SACH is LIFE.

24. Mahendra Singh Dhoni- Destiny's 2nd favorite child.
M.S. Dhoni, from Ranchi, Jharkhand- the least spoke about state in India, has made heads turn towards Jharkand. Never to be a cricket player, But Destiny made him reach where he belongs. He won the ICC T-20 World Cup, IPL in 2010 leading the Chennai SuperKings, The Champion's league T-20, Took India to NO.1 in test winning the Test championship baton and now, the ICC WORLD CUP. It was just a matter of time. True leader, Leading from the front. Dhoni, Darling of the nation. Forever.

25. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar- Destiny's favorite child.
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar. Playing his 6th ( maybe final World Cup) was yet to get the taste of being on the winning side in a World Cup. He was 2 times close in the past. There can never be a possibility, of any player playing 7 World Cups ( 4 x 7 = 28 years) 28 years in international cricket is impossible. So it was fate that Sachin should walk home with the World Cup, win it in front of his home crowd, at his backyard, so that the entire scream, shout,excitement of the nation will reach him and that his precious tears falls down to Indian soil.

26. Last but not the least. The Billion prayers, A billion hopes, A billions' dream.

The BLUE ERA has just begun. Jai Hind!!!

Of stained fingers, and tainted system.

Before anyone of you readers judge what this is going to be about.. It is not, entirely. Its not another agitated Indian Blogger of the zealous yet lazy generation about the state of the country, nor a preachy article about corruption that exists from pavement to parliament, but a 'normal' conversation over Facebook between 3 idiots. Idiots, like many others who expect a change in Hindustan.
 2 days after the voting procedure- where for once (apart from Tirupathi) the concept of Standing in a Queue is followed to the T, the clock struck 10.55. I was receiving my regular sermon/lengthy monologue/advise session- ("mom" talk per se) and being a pro in multitasking, I found my self on Fb stealthily checking out my home page where i came across this simple, yet strange status message..  " When will this so-called indelible ink get off from my index finger?? #doubt".
Honestly, this matter of concern should've been solved a la 2+2=4 by just commenting- "Go Google mate!" But this lead to a flurry of comments building one helluva discussion touching upon various issues- prevalent and relevant, with no fallacies but with a certain degree of maturity. 
Go ahead and read the 3 hour "commenting session", brought to you by eternal victims of Anna University.
 When will this so-called 'indelible' ink get off from my index finger?! #doubt
April 14 at 10:58pm



    • Appandai Raj-    Within a month? Really?! :-o


    • Sudarsan Vasista RanganathanLol. . :D That's the day of election results as far as I know. . :P

    • Ashwath Ram -   It varies.. Its more like a prick, if the person u dont wanna win, does, its like a reminder! '' thevaya!? Enakku thevaya? Queue la ninnu, the finger is stained etc.. '' :P but hopefully may 13th .


    • Appandai Raj -    I think it depends on the rate of ur skin growth in nail and finger!! Wiki says this stain doesn't literally wear off at all!!! It disappears as the new skin replaces it!!!


    • Sudarsan Vasista RanganathanWiki leaks the answer as usual. .


    • Appandai Raj-    But its verity remains ludicrous!


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- Thiru. Praveen Kumar, IAS
      Chief Electoral Officer (CEO) & Secretary to Government
      044-25670390



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- The tainted politicians are more a worry than stained fingers. . :) :)


    • Appandai Raj -Nobody is picking up the call.!!! Is that fellow in fb or twitter? :P


    • Ashwath Ram -Verity, ludicrous.. Gre has revolutionized the way of communication. Tryin to add as many new,synonymous, unheard words for a GATE and not a Gre aspirant to a context! :P


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Grandiloquent. . :P


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Tmt.P.Amudha, IAS
      Addl. Chief Electoral Officer (PA) 044-25670266



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Thiru.D.Raajendiran, IAS
      Addl. Chief Electoral Officer (DR) 044-25672172



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Surely these guys will help you out. . :D

    • Ashwath Ram - Dude! Send a post card or pigeon post da.. They aint that advanced :p


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Dude, leave those guys at least even if they're on FB. . :D


    • Appandai Raj ‎ - Sudarshan, I guess It has become a prejudice today that all politicians are tainted and swindle money!!!


    • Appandai Raj- Why doesn't the Election Commission of India tweet??! #pity!


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- It's their democratic right to bilk as is ours to vote. . At least in our country. . :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -And we ask now, is Lokpal the Christian Bale for our Gotham??


    • Appandai Raj -Funny but hope this Lokpal doesn't become as a demi-government.!!! An anarchy over democracy?! It shouldn't completely challenge constitution!!!

    • Ashwath Ram -Nah.. Desperate times. Great minds drafted the constitution borrowin ideologies from USA etc. Maybe Ambedkar underestimated how crooked Indian minds ll work and make a mockery outta the constitution, the law etc. They wriggle outta the whole scenario! Let it challenge whatever, to implement the Jan-Lokpal.. You can always amend the constitution. Its for the people's representatives.

    • Ashwath Ram-
      Its the guidelines and framework of our system that has been followed for eons. But seriously, why is there a debate for everything in our country. We know corruption is prevalent tantalizing proportions. It is a shame and surely wrong. Why... so many roadblocks to implement a normal law!? I want a police station in my area, there is no question of do you want/do you not want a police station! Who ll say no to it, only a thief. It is so simple an issue! Pathetic state of affairs.



    • Appandai Raj -I don't think Lokpal is the ONLY solution to check the roots of corrupt in the country. Lokpal is premised on an institutional imagination that is at best naïve and AT WORSE subversive of representative democracy. All I am saying is Lokpal is only a naive beginning and India has a long way to go to eliminate this corruption plague!


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -I think a couple of lines in the above statement actually belong to Pratap Bahnu Mehta.. Wiki wiki.. :P


    • Appandai Raj -Yeah. Exactly! Lines 2 and 3!! I dunno who that guy is but those words exactly percept the possible ramifications of this ombudsman bill that should not be neglected! :)


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Democracy is already a dead leaf here.. I don't think that the bill will have any major implications negatively.. But in our country, no good measure will turn out to be wholly good, no matter what we try..


    • Appandai Raj -Your first line is pure complete individual speculation although I completely agree with the last part of the comment!! :D Scam even in a Tsunami Relief Fund is one of the best exemplar for this!! Just compare Japan and ourselves!!! Phew!! #exasperation!


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan
      -Dead in the sense, what choice do you have but to vote for an array of corrupt politicians and their progenies or their progenitors? A two sided affair in every state with both the sides equally hungry for just power.. You exercise your vot...ing rights to elect an already corrupt official and you are forced to trust that guy hoping that he'll be transparent.. Mate, until there's a change in this present gang of politicians and parties, lokpal's functioning and its dints will never be fully effective.

    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan - People should not be afraid of blowing the whistle.. Hope the lokpal provides protection as it states..

    • Ashwath Ram
      - Well, thats because the people were thought to be in deep slumber. But u cannot fool the public for a long time! We were silent and spectating enough. We never have the responsibility of initiating things. The brilliant '' Gumbal oda Govind...a'' type that we have evolved into. And we needed a Anna, Khejriwal etc to create such a big awareness. It did not strike a chord with all. The ones who related with it, convinced kith and kin in their own way.. The gen-Y, the literates have risen. We always are a good starters, but squander things in the middle. Hope its not a deja vu here! Come june 15th, all discussions wil come to a temporary rest. Next we ll start about the bill drafted, and reality behind it becoming a law. We love to debate, don't we!?



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- We're Indians.. :D

    • Ashwath Ram- It should. As Mr. Harish Salve said, the main point to be implemented- eradicate criminalization in politics and the system. I agree. Surely you should debar and make a strict statement that anyone with a chargesheet, serving jail term, convicted in civil offenses, should not be allowed to file even a nomination paper!


    • Appandai Raj -Why don't you become a politician Ashwath Ram?! :)


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan
      -I say introduce political sciences as a course. Our country is so large and our youth may not be well equipped to handle it because they won't have enough command at their disposal if they are elected at all. Have a good system that teaches... governance.. Throw light to the people that there are actually studied professionals and then their chance might actually count.. I'm presuming that there's no such course, correct me if I'm wrong.. It's only the major players and their aides who are getting voted always.



    • Appandai Raj -There is an B.A degree in Political sciences field in India dude :) But AFAIK its status is worthless in this country!!!

    • Ashwath Ram
      -Lol! Thats my goal, but becoming a politician is a lottery. In the sense, i have more chances to fail, than to win. So finish all these educational committments, earn for a while and then plunge in! If i do flop, (more probable and possible...), i need to support my life right!? Need to plan mate :) but i sure would love to see yourself and more of Sudarshan Vasista Ranganathan genre of ppl too to join the 'party' :) (excuse the pun) :P



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Lol.. Just like our democracy.. Sigh..


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Ha ha.. If i have sustained my life well enough, why not serve the country for a while.. As you say, first things first though.. :)


    • Appandai Raj -Quite rational! No wonder why only grandpa's and grandma's are ruling this country!! :P

    • Ashwath Ram
      -There are courses. But after graduation, they become professors or columnists or analysts! You need a group of people. Awareness is very much there! Its the willingness to jump in, thats missing. Till dynasty politics and freebies are throw...n around, its somethin as impossible as Liverpool winning the Premier League title! The current groups dont allow anyone to come up. Wish i can blow up the whole state assembly and parliament, informing the few good men to keep out! :P



    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -We're not members of the political family tree to take a lunge into it directly.. :D. And in India, presently, we won't stand a chance.. :P. Yeah, quite rational.. :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Lol.. I love the liverpool part of it.. :P


    • Appandai Raj ‎- Intha oru photo kamichave TN vote full ah ungalukku thaan boss :D - with Superstar, Hand Of God on your shoulder.

    • Appandai Raj -Better idea: Become an actor and then jump into politics!! the traditional TN way!! The chances are very bright! :P :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- And the worst part is, the families of our politicians are quite huge.. :P. Quite a big dynasty of course with people waiting to take the baton forward and it might even go on..


    • Appandai Raj ‎- Cha! Tsunami aen da ivangala ellam thookala! :D

    • Ashwath Ram -Best, is try marrying the soon to be baton carriers. Love marriage! Let us make them dance to our tune! :p . But bein an eternal optimist, autumn is here.. hope spring aint far behind! Or quote from Dark Knight, '' the night is darkest before the dawn!'' :)


    • Appandai Raj ‎-^ Love the above comment!!


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -This city deserves a better class of criminals.. :D

    • Ashwath Ram -And we are qualified for it eh!? :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- Few millions like us and our country will be up and running.. :). First the lokpal!


    • Appandai Raj -You will tell like this and go to Germany the next year :P  No offence Sudharshan :P

    • Ashwath Ram -Seriously, on a totally irrelevant note, this is one of the best and most crazy discussion! We should publicize it. Lol! 3 guys, eternal prey to Anna University, discussing at 1am about such a topic with semesters nearing! Epic. :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Certainly not.. But we need criminals who can be punished.. :D. Not like rulers criminals role play.. :P


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- Lol and i have a lab exam tomorrow apparently.. :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan- I mean, today morning.. :D


    • Appandai Raj -It all started with stain...Kara Nallathu!! :P :D


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -Lol, everyone is running away somewhere to study.. :D. To a place where education is pure and untouched by corruption.. :-P

    • Ashwath Ram -Lol! '' criminals who CAN BE punished'' . How true! Guess we have changed the whole concept of ' criminals' !


    • Sudarsan Vasista Ranganathan -That's how it's here.. :D

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