Mahendra Singh Dhoni
v Name: Mahendra Singh Dhoni
v Address for communication: No.7, Lion's Den, Fortress Chepauk, India.
v Contact Number: +91-200720102011/12/13/14/15/16/17 (6 lines for 6 more defining years)
v Other Names (A.K.A): General(all over India and world) - Mahi, Captain Cool, Captain Charisma, MSD, Man with Midas touch.
In Chennai - Thala, Gadaa Kumar, Mighty Mahendra Singh.
v Occupation: Cricketer from another planet playing for India since 2004.
v Designation: Captain of Indian Cricket Team, IPL franchisee Chennai Super Kings.
v Role in the team : Just lead a team to a place in eternal glory, anytime, anywhere.
v Years active : 2004- Forever.
v Area of expertise : Technically, a wicket keeper who's action behind the stumps is one coupled with reflex and swiftness of a Road runner.
v NOTE: Perfect visual complimentary of harmonious synchronization, one sweet flow like the words out of a poet's mouth, is his stumping skill. For further reference, contact Devon Smith, (stumped Dhoni, bowled by Yuvraj on 20/3/11)
v Favorite Bowler: Irfan Pathan. (Dharmshala 2010, Chepauk 2011). Clobbering him consistently since 2008.
v Trophies/Accolades: ICC cricket World Cup in 2011, ICC T20 in 2007, ICC Test Championship, 2010-2011, IPL in 2010, Champions League T20 in 2010.
§ A repeat cycle may very well occur. Work has started for the same. Implementation to be carried out and results will be known in due course of time.
v Habits : Winning.
v Batting style : Dhoni style.
v Favorite quote/line : "Well, of course.."
v Rumors or Scandals in career: Scandals- NIL
¨ Rumors : One strong rumor that he is the Kalki Avatar.
v Achievements with special mention : 1. Leading from front, back everywhere. - Irrespective of what the situation is, 99% he will win it for you with a heave over the ropes.
¨ 2.Making even a tough nut Indian cricket critic to crack and praise someone like a lowly Joginder Sharma, and give hope to everyone that God and Luck does exist. ( # You Just need a M.S.Dhoni)
¨ 3.Changing the definition of I.P.L as - A tournament where 9 teams fight it out with each other, in a not so gruel and often boring battles to set up a final clash with Chennai Super Kings.
v Favorite Shots : Jumping square cut, 360* pull with feet rotation, stretch hard to the ball and drive, whacking, slapping, punching, one leg lift-make space-and whip-the-bat shot, helicopter shot.
v Additional talent : Modelling.
v Favourite place : (and I quote) " In Chennai, all the red light areas where People say Hi!".
v Favorite place to hit the cricket ball : Everywhere.
v His Right Hand Man : Left Handed Suresh Raina.
v Favorite movies : Miracle man, Rampage, Adidhadi (Tamil) , Dabaang (Hindi), Super Man, Fighter, Never Say Die.
v Remembered for : 1. The look on his face that followed the six to immortality in World Cup 2011 finals.
§ 2. The stylish Bat rotation that followed after the six, that would've made even Rajnikanth proud.
v E-mail ID: Dhoni_brutalpower@bolwernightmare.com
v PS: Strictly not for 'Anti-Dhoni' douchebags out there.
You've rendered 'Rajnikanthness' to Dhoni! :D
ReplyDeleteHelicopter shot is 360 degree I presume... he is our saviour and plays when it matters the most.
ReplyDeleteSaviour, almost everytime. Helicopter shot is when the bat does a 360*. I was referring to the unique pull shot he plays.. With the Feet rotating 360* and starting his run forward due to the momentum of the turn.
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